i’m craving chinese and turnovers and rice crispy and mac n cheese and kfc and chips and spinach and artichoke dip and cucumber sushi and spicy tuna and just food plz nao
BUT WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING THIS
This is the only rule you need
this is fucking gold
Took a screenshot from the video about thousands of protests against Toby Abott and one person held this sign and it’s true.
This is the single greatest reason for me to want to have kids I don’t even care if that is selfish.
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god